AUTOMATED MONTHLY MARKETING with POWERFUL PRESS RELEASES $399+
"DISGRUNTLED TRUMP UNIVERSITY DROPOUT FIRES THE DONALD AND FOUNDS OWN UNIVERSITY"
This one headline got me an article in the "Wall St. Journal of Higher Education" and a
"ME vs TRUMP interview" by a Columbia University journalist, not to mention
$50,000+ in sales!

CONTROVERSY = PUBLICITY
Think it can't be done for your boring business?
Challenge me!
How about "cat food".
NEW CAT FOOD PROPOSED AS LOW COST HUMAN LUNCH DUE TO HIGH NUTRITIONAL VALUE
lucky first shot?
Let's try "baby diapers".
NEW DIAPER SMELLS TOO GOOD, PARENTS NOT ALERTED TO CHANGE IT
Press releases are the single most powerful and cost effective way to promote yourself, your product or your service. Compared to Google Adwords or any other form of advertising, you will get from 2x to 10x more value from a well planned and executed PR strategy.
But one release won't do it...
and a flurry of ten releases this month will kill your credibility!
You need quality, fresh, interesting headlines and content, consistently once every month.
This is why I created my once-a-month packages.
These prices are ridiculously low.
My quality is comparable to PR firms costing thousands who lack in creativity and edge.
My prices are comparable to marketing wannabees who just graduated from a $99 self-study program. Please don't be mislead by these prices!
My package prices include online distribution which hits all the best no-cost and low-cost online services (at least 12) and avoids the crap ones. You can add "PR Web" distribution for $80 per release or offline distribution for $299 per release. This is my wholesale cost, not marked up. You may purchase those individually as needed.
**Every package now also includes my NAGGYMOTHER service.
Tell me this... how many monthly subscriptions have you bought that you didn't take full advantage of? Whether it was a marketing club or a gym membership, did you notice that you didn't get results if you didn't do the work, even though your paypal got debited every month? (yes, it happens to me too!) Well no more! With my NaggyMother service my friendly but firm assistant will contact you by email and phone to make sure your PR gets out every single month!
Price for 12 months of service:
$399
You write it, we send it out.
(**includes NaggyMother)
$777
Above plus I personally critique your headline and my PR assistant (a REAL journalist) edits the release.
$977
Above plus I actually write your final headline so it's perfect.
(available as monthly subscription for just $97/month)
$1,997
Above plus 1 hour of keyword research (worth $2,000 alone) so we have a goal for our SEO (search engine optimization) -eg figure out the most popular words that your potential clients type in when looking for your service, and trying to rank Google page 1 for them.
Plus a comprehensive SEO edit (rewrite first paragraph for best SEO'd keywords and create best possible anchor text for linkbuilding to your site
(available as monthly subscription for just $197/month)
$4,977
Above plus 30 minutes per month PR brainstorm with you by phone or webcam.
(Over the year that is 6 hours of brainstorming which at my regular rates is $12,000, PLUS the time it takes me to write the press release which about doubles it to $24,000) Since this is such a bargain price on my time, it must specifically be used for the PR. If you want "business building brainstorm" you must purchase that consulting time separately. A truly great agency would charge this month for 1 release. You are getting 12! Your entire year ahead of this very effective marketing method is paid up and planned out. This is smart business!
(available as monthly subscription for just $497/month)
IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!
there is currently a waitlist for my PR services. (I do all the important parts myself and my time is limited.) If you want in, purchase now by paypal to secure a spot in line. If I can't accomodate you soon enough, you just cancel the subscription for a full refund. thanks! V.
Questions?
Use the contact form at the right and include your detailed question and your phone number, timezone and time to call you. I or my assistant will follow up a.s.a.p.